The caterer, Julia Emerson, has these three best friends - Gina, a down-to-earth lingerie model (she's pretty awesome), Rachel, an ASPCA worker who can't help but rescue every animal she can, and Hayley, a schoolteacher at a local prep school who is calm and rational (until her friends get her liquored up). Don't they sound fun? Well, they are. They talk so fast to each other that I can barely keep up on the keyboard!
Here's one of their many conversations. This was one of their rapid-fire conversations - keeping up with them is a challenge, but I admit that it's the most fun I've had with characters in awhile. In this part-of-a-scene, they're leaving their after-dinner drink establishment and walking down Newbury St in Boston.
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"I am going to set you up," Gina announced.
"Oh God, no," the three of us chimed.
I took the lead. "No, G, really. That's a bad idea. I
don't want to date a model. No offense. I've decided I want to marry Rach."
"Me?" Rachel looked inordinately pleased.
"Definitely. You clean, I cook. You take me to animal society
events, and I make crème brûlée for you to eat late at night."
"Keep talking, Emerson," Rachel encouraged as we
gathered up our belongings and headed out. "I'm halfway in love with you
already."
"What about the sex?" Gina asked, completely
ignoring the myriad amounts of drool she elicited from the various men we
passed. I loved that about her.
"No sex," I said simply. "Too much drama when
you add sex into it."
"My answer is yes," Rachel informed me. "Hey,
we're engaged!" she yelled to a passer-by. He gave her the double
thumbs-up, and we linked arms triumphantly.
"It's true that I'd totally choose you for my
wife," I informed Rachel, considering, "but maybe I'd need Gina for sex on the
side."
"What about me?" Hayley exclaimed. "And you
just said no sex!"
"I reconsidered," I replied matter-of-factly.
"We'd be closet lovers, Hale," Rachel said,
linking her other arm with Hayley. "You'd have a hard time coming out
because of society's standards, but I still support you."
OK, I want to read it. I am always charmed by excellent best-friend banter.
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